This is the Antic Hotline for the CIW and the DFP:
Gotta problem with our site? I’ll send over No-Neck Vinny and you can lodge a complaint with him and his oversized .44 caliber friend called The Persuader. Forgettaboutit, stains.
If you gotta bitch about sumptin’ in our site just send us an a private message within the forum. We may or may not pay attention. Depends whut your bribin’ us with.
General complaints, bitching, free gear and offers for on-the-house trips. Half-empty propane canisters for the camp stove, unused $20 dollar bills, getting shit done with the right results, wicked assed flyfishin’ mojo. Contact: mattflyguy
Old garage, punk, and hardcore LPs, cannabis heirloom tomato stems & seeds, expired bourbon or beer, lowered expectations, bunker design, & free Skoal. Contact: dpiscator
Apple Fritter Upgrades, special ops, fever dream insights, angry manifestos, also bitches, gripes, complaints, and cryin’ in the rain. Contact: JMflyfisher
d.) All of the above? Contact “The Ambassador”: TCarr
We always get this statement: “I’m offended by your site.”
Here’s our reply: A: While we appreciate your candor, honesty and your willingness to sharing your opinion with us, well, we didn’t make you come here. This site was created for fishing enthusiasts as a community to share info with our great members. If your 12 year old asks what fish porn is, then I think it’s time for a real world chat or maybe you need to monitor their web use. Although our website is a bit tongue-in-cheek we don’t have any photos of true porn (yet…got some to send?).
In fact, you know what… don’t even PM us at all. Just respond below in the comments area. We’ll get to it eventually… you slimy heathens!
